Be Your Own Pet - Get Awkward
Schoolyard fights, cafeteria brawls complete with requisite tossing of food, and bad boyfriends temper Be Your Own Pet’s Get Awkward, a frenzied punk salvo from the dubious Nashville four-piece.
Led by young rapscallion Jemina Pearl and her new tattoo – the chick from Friday the 13th with a hatchet in her forehead – Be Your Own Pet has become somewhat more organized with their follow-up to their 2006 self-titled debut.
To say that Pearl and the gang are more structured is not to suggest that they’ve lost their punk bread and butter, though. In terms of lyrics, Pearl took the lead this time and penned a series of rants and devastating ravings about all things bristly and spiky. With more time to work on the record, the album comes across as more polished and grounded but no less seditious.
Get Awkward, like the ’06 debut, burns and bitches its way through about 30-minutes of straight-ahead in-your-face punk rock.
The U.S. version is three songs shorter than the U.K version. The chopped trio (“Black Hole,” “Becky,” and “Blow Yr Mind”) were said to be too violent for American minds. Apparently screaming “Let’s go and kill someone” on “Black Hole” is a bit much for U.S. listeners reared on 50 Cent. Who knows? Maybe it would have made the cut if Pearl had been a dude…
Be Your Own Pet sounds like a crew of rowdy kids because that’s what they are. A gaggle of giggly goof-offs worthy of The Breakfast Club on amphetamines, this crowd means business. Pearl is as severe as a cartoon knife fight and the tightness of the rest of the band around her go-getting tone is indicative of the early dirty days of punk.
Visions of Buzzcocks and Stooges likely float through their heads while they sleep.
Pearl’s disorderly vocal chords gun it through the RoboCop-obsessed mania of “Bitches Leave” and the energetic lunacy of “Zombie Graveyard Party!” without a sign of stopping.
Get Awkward feels like the unavoidable zenith of stumbling home at three in the morning to slog past sleeping parents or passing filthy notes in science class or hating that girl that stole your best friend or getting drunk and puking all over the inside of your friend’s car. In other words, it’s a fucking blast!
9/10
We Are Scientists - Brain Thrust Mastery
“We all recognize that I’m the problem here,” Keith Murray confesses through the distorted fuzz of guitar at the beginning of the lead track to Brain Thrust Mastery, the latest pop-rock nugget from Cali trio We Are Scientists.
Indeed if Murray is the problem, then the poppy and funky melodies found on the group’s 2008 follow-up to the brilliant With Love and Squalor are the solution. The music is easy to digest and accessible, resisting the need to go for The Complication or The Pretension. Instead, We Are Scientists play it safe all over Brain Thrust Mastery.
The results? Delicious morsels of “expertisery.” Call me, Webster.
Driven strongly by guitar and enthusiastic background vocals, Brain Thrust Mastery is the sort of toe-tapping delight perfect for the summertime. The Futureheads tried the same formula with This Is Not The World, but their effort lacked the sense of adventure held by We Are Scientists.
This is the rightful fruition of alternative rock, in fact. It’s dance rock with principle and easy-to-swallow attitude, providing a perfect breather from the nastiness of today’s oppressed global and economic climate.
Like all good alternative music, Brain Thrust Mastery wouldn’t exist without the 80s. Tones of classic club songs resonate all over the gorgeous synth-backed “Lethal Enforcer” and the addictive and noisy “Tonight.”
We Are Scientists aren’t content with just one swipe at another genre, though, as they take a strong dig at riff-heavy rock with “Let’s See It” and the sweetly goofy “Chick Lit.”
Despite the swell of positivity and frenetic energy, singer Murray has an ability to ground the album in our times and infuse the lyrics with a sense of trouble and gloom. “Enough is not enough/but I keep saying that I’ll stop/over and over/I’m drowning in each drop,” he intones on the album’s final track, “That’s What Counts.”
Brain Thrust Mastery is an album tempered with wrong impressions, pop-rock sentiment, and an addiction to keeping things fun regardless of what the cost is in the morning.
While it isn’t as strong as With Love and Squalor, it is still a solid entry in the lab of We Are Scientists and should keep fans of their brand of “vaguely danceable, implicitly humanist” music quite pleased.
7/10
Russian Circles - Station
For deeply introspective and powerful instrumental post-rock/metal, Russian Circles are tough to beat. Alternating cogently between jarring slow passages and thundering heavy metal textures, the Chicago-based trio formed in 2004 and has since been releasing expansive soundscapes with incredible consistency.
Station marks the group’s second full-length album. It is constructed with intense care and attention to detail. Each note unfolds like a petal on a dark rose, adding mood and ambience to the profoundly engaging compositions.
Fans of Russian Circles will likely find less heaviness on Station, which may be disappointing for fans who know what they want. Some may even find the record to be somewhat underwhelming. With expectations of mammoth metal violence, the light and calculated guitar found throughout Station will be unexpected.
The intensity of the compositions should not so easily be cast aside, however. This is one hell of a great record. Station is filled with enormous levels of texture, with some songs sounding like classic Tool and others flowing more like symphonic arrangements.
Regardless of the possible influences, Russian Circles have composed a series of seven masterpieces.
Station expands with steady intention and dispenses with “thundering for thundering’s sake” type metallurgy. Instead, the trio builds songs appropriately and efficiently.
The heavy metal bursts arrive as the innate expansion of dominant construction and not simply as an expected emblem of the band’s sound. When guitars rip through the shell, it’s because they belong there as a natural element and not because they simply exist in the genre as an accepted part of the madness.
It will certainly be said that there’s a bit too much substance here to go around and that will be a suitable appraisal for those who enjoy their music in certain containers. For the rest of us, however, the eagerness to follow the rabbit hole is a gratifying journey.
Russian Circles play with ambience and electronic pieces here, adding cement to tracks like the excellent “Youngblood” without sacrificing the essence. The turbulent guitar rips through the surface to provide an inconceivable experience.
Other tracks rise and crash down like massive waves, such as the ill-omened “Harper Lewis” or the Tool-esque “Station,” both of which hurtle and collide as though in the midst of a violent tempest.
That tempest controls Station, pushing and pulling the music in multiple directions for a serious sonic attack. The seven-song-squall is a post-rock lovers’ dream, a hazardous kaleidoscope of might and madness, and a damn good rock record worthy of several spins with speakers gutsy enough to handle it.
9/10
Rustic Overtones - Light At The End
The fastest-selling local disc ever in the great state of Maine is Rustic Overtones’ latest, Light at the End. Marking the first album put out by the jazz/rock/funk band since their 2002 breakup, Light at the End is a vivacious and stirring album. It was originally released in Maine in July of 2007 as a self-release, but the record finally hit national record stores in March of 2008 via Velour Music.
Light at the End marks the first time I’ve actually heard Rustic Overtones. I was instantly infatuated with their funky-fresh vibe and their ability to slow it all down for contemplative and poignant tunes like “Letter to the President” and the haunting “Valentine’s Day Massacre.”
Led by Dave Gutter on vocals and guitar, Rustic Overtones is comprised of a host of players whose musical wisdom is apparent on each song. The band comes across as completely in love with the music they play and one gets a sense that a live performance from these guys would be nothing short of spectacular.
Spencer Albee plays a big part in the consistency of the band - playing piano, organ, and synthesisers throughout the album. Tony McNaboe is on drums; Jon Roods plays bass; Jason Ward is on baritone sax; Ryan Zoidis fills things out on tenor and alto sax; and David Noyes shows up with his trombone and plays ukulele on “Letter to the President.”
Light at the End is comprised of music mostly composed and written before the band broke up in 2002, but the album certainly feels fresh and new. The songs are diverse and run the gamut of sound from straightforward rock songs (“Rock Like War” and “Oxygen”) to sweeping ballads (“Hardest Way Possible”) that seem destined for outdoor concerts under moonlit skies.
Lyrically, Gutter discusses everything from war to puzzling romantic entanglements. On “Letter to the President,” he intones, “Days are getting longer / nights I never get to sleep / and I just had a newborn daughter that I hope I get to see” with such raw emotion that it required several listens of the song to gather the full expressive scope.
With Light at the End, Rustic Overtones will likely win some new fans. Their diverse sound and lyrical insight deserves to be heard and the band’s talent and passion for their music is tough to ignore.
8/10
The Futureheads - This Is Not The World
Some bands contain so much energy that it’s hard to imagine sitting still while listening to their music. The Futureheads match that description better than most alt-rock bands in recent memory, with the exception of perhaps Franz Ferdinand or The Hives.
The band cites Devo, The Jam, XTC, and Kate Bush among their influences and the impact those performers have had on this Sunderland band is perceptible from the first few rapid notes. This is express music, double-timed for your pleasure.
This Is Not The World marks the band’s first work on their own label, Nul Records. After being dropped from 679 for not selling enough records, The Futureheads decided to make their own label and get to work on selling how they want, when they want, where they want.
This defiant attitude plays out on the record in its speed and in its addiction to energy, but isn’t there in the structure or variety of the songs. Each one pounds through similar power-pop-rock melodies, which both helps and harms this album. Mostly harms.
The damage comes when each song unfolds in comparable fashion, much like most power-pop-punk stuff. Fist-pumping choruses follow somewhat downturned verses, with a bridge ripe for light guitar tinkering floats into the last third of the song. Each song follows a related pattern, which is great for predictable pop-rock but not so great for innovation or for a band that so daringly left the confines of familiar labels to revolt on their own. When that rebellion sounds like “Sale of the Century,” an underwhelming mechanical rock tune, it loses its sting.
The pacing helps in other places, though, and the certainty becomes easier to bear on the album’s catchiest tune, “Radio Heart.” Other songs walk the same scaffold, but lack the wallop.
Unfortunately, This Is Not The World lacks the quality of 2006’s great News & Tributes and features very little by way of forward-thinking rock. “Hard to Bear” is a moving enough track, but even its rigid dive takes the clout away from the song and degenerates it into a lukewarm power ballad.
And the similarities between “Sleet” and the album’s title track serve to drive home the sameness of the album in rather noticeable terms.
Overall, This Is Not The World is a sub-standard entry in the annals of The Futureheads. This is a step backward, in my view, and the band’s originality seems to have been left back at 679 somehow. Perhaps a follow-up effort will capture more intensity, but this one’s simply too much of the same to be very interesting.
3/10
Phantom Planet - Raise the Dead
There are bands which borrow so much from other sounds and acts that their own sound is hard to distinguish. Phantom Planet is one of those bands, melding tones from White Stripes, early Radiohead, and Muse to formulate a sound that gets less and less compelling by the second.
With the band’s debut, Phantom Planet Is Missing, the group toyed with redoing Beach Boys songs with infusions of (surprise!) surf rock. The follow-up contained the single “California” and brought the group some mainstream popularity c/o The OC and Mischa Barton.
With their latest, Raise the Dead, Phantom Planet heads right into the sphere of dull pop-rock humdrum in search of instant gratification and big radio hits.
Early on in the recording process, the band’s contract with their record label expired and they signed a new deal with Fueled by Ramen, the home of such boisterous characters as Fall Out Boy, Paramore, and Panic at the Disco. Having played on TV shows like Sabrina the Teenage Witch and appeared on the soundtrack for Not Another Teen Movie, one can easily get a sense for the audience Phantom Planet aims for.
Raise the Dead takes Phantom Planet’s evident influences and stuffs them in a whizzer for less-than-tempting results. Songs impersonate their influences outright, like the crusty White Stripes drive of “Geronimo” or the Muse-inspired-mania of “Dropped.” Eventually the influences all crowd each other out and it feels like a compilation album from better bands as opposed to bright new material from this Tony Berg-produced “effort.”
If one is able to get past the omnipresent copycat sound of the majority of the songs, Raise the Dead does aim somewhat at being a amusing little summer album. The funky Dave Gahan-esque “Too Much Too Often” is a respectable tune, as is the unusually conventional but satisfying “Do the Panic.”
Overall, however, Phantom Planet’s latest simply lacks the originality and ingenuity required to stand alone as a good rock album. The compositions are simply too rented to have any lasting meaning.
Raise the Dead might make the deceased flinch a little, but it won’t be raising any corpses any time soon. Too morbid? Nah.
3/10
Elvis Costello and The Imposters - Momofuku
“The absence of much advance notice or information might seem a little strange and perverse but the record was made so quickly that I didn’t even tell myself about it for a couple weeks,” Elvis Costello told Billboard back on April 22, 2008 as he marked the vinyl release date of his newest album Momofuku.
According to the Billboard interview, the songs on Momofuku were inspired by the work Elvis did on Jenny Lewis’ upcoming solo record.
Costello works with the Imposters on Momofuku and the tone is fresh and exciting while still maintaining the base of their sound. By adding the harmonies of Jenny Lewis, who stepped over to help Costello, Momofuku is full and unreserved. Packed with elegant melodies and lots of toe-tapping goodness, this may well be one of the best records of the year.
With the album title serving as a tribute to Momofuku Ando, the inventor of the Cup Noodle, Costello and the Imposters wanted the tone of “just add water” to infuse the record and create an raw sound. The speed of the recording and the untreated character of the players work wonders, as each tune unfolds naturally, rapidly and vigorously.
That vigour is the driving force of Momofuku. The wonder of the record is how it works with such ease to create such depth. Made in six days in Los Angeles, it is truly a work of Ramen-esque proportions.
Costello comes across as tranquil and pleased, even when he’s storming through convincing near-polemics like “American Gangster Time” and “Stella Hurt,” both of which serve as charming visions into the sort of “putdown rock” that he can do so well.
Originally set for a release purely on vinyl, Momofuku eventually saw its CD release at the beginning of May. By the time it hit compact disc, the record and Costello’s cheekiness had garnered the recording a great deal of attention. While the CD is a more than satisfactory way to listen to this record, I can only imagine how much more the music would come alive through the cracks of vinyl.
Costello’s moving glimpse inward on “My Three Sons” goes to show how much the man has changed through time and with fatherhood. At 53, he sounds worn but far from worn out as he runs the gamut of emotions and stands as strong as ever in front of the Imposters.
“Turpentine” has an addictive melody and its almost uncontrollable joy threatens to pop out of the speakers and instigate some sort of jubilant riot in the living room. Costello certainly has softened the edges a little bit and, as such, he comes across as more intuitive and less self-conscious.
And so it is that Costello’s finest work in quite some time is an invigorating revelation of what happens when a group of amazingly talented musicians gather in a room and “just add water.” Momofuku is inventive, sharp, lively, and potent. It is a gorgeous piece of work that deserves repeated spins, preferably on a favourite record player. But hey, we take what we can get!
9/10
Jukebox the Ghost - Let Live and Let Ghosts
Filled with contagious grooves and bouncy piano, Jukebox the Ghost’s Let Live and Let Ghosts is a sparkling 60s pop revival sort of record. The DC-born, Philly-based three-piece is skilled at conducting themselves with relentless glee, adding triple harmonies to songs and bounding around like a bunch of crazed preschoolers with immense musical talent and endless optimism.
Let Live and Let Ghosts sounds like a sort of amped-up Ben Folds record, with bouncier piano and more liberal doses of electric jubilation. Serving as an excellent introduction to an incredibly fun new group, this debut rekindles the joy of sing-along pop without sounding dorky or forced.
Pushing straight through the geek rock of bands like Weezer and into a more delicate sense of composition, Jukebox the Ghost is here to stay.
Featuring Ben Thornewill on piano/vocals, Tommy Siegel on guitar/vocals, and Jesse Kristin on drums/vocals, the setup for Jukebox the Ghost is humble and pleasant. Thornewill’s classical piano training is evident from the get-go, spicing up songs like the enchanting “Victoria” with tantalizing notes and scales.
Let Live and Let Ghosts bounces joyfully from miniature rock operas to dreamy multiple-movement pop songs, allowing Thornewill and Co. to really show their stuff.
The repetition of piano on “Good Day” imposes the band’s glee on the listener and the lyrics encase the song with a sense of cheerfulness, letting the chorus’ “Whoa-oh-oh-oh” backdrop take the listener to a happier time.
Composing music that soaks the soul in a balm of often-ridiculous merriment, Let Live and Let Ghosts is a peppy album that doesn’t lack depth. The compositions mosey through tempo changes on the stirring “Beady Eyes on the Horizon” to calm balladry on the affectionate and moving “My Heart’s the Same” with a gentle sense of control, giving the listener a continually developing experience.
All in all, Let Live and Let Ghosts is an exciting album filled with remarkably sunny and alluring sing-along-pop righteousness. Thornewill, Siegel, and Kristin are a taut unit who seem born to deliver records like this.
Set against a sea of comparisons to Queen and They Might Be Giants, Jukebox the Ghost might have a lot of living up to do, but I think they’ll fare rather well.
7.5/10
FARCHILD - Chivalry Has Died
I have this recurring dream where Paris Hilton is getting her ass kicked while trying to sing “Stars Are Blind” to a crowd of a couple hundred confounded onlookers. The Heiress is trying to make her way through the ironic line “Some people never go beyond their stupid pride” with that silly backing track coming out of a tape recorder perched on the stage behind her when she’s knocked right square in the face by a Converse shoe. In my dream, someone roundhouse kicks Paris Hilton in the face. It’s the single greatest visual I’ve had of her that didn’t take place in night-vision green.
When the dream ends, I have no idea who roundhouse kicked Paris Hilton and I wake up with a Cheshire cat grin on my face. My wife gives me a look and says “You had that dream again” and I nod.
One day while making my way through MySpace, I came across FARCHILD and knew instantly that she was the owner of that Converse shoe. Something about the way she looks, about the way she appears to defy convention by her very existence, tells me that she’s the one who roundhouse kicked the Heiress.
Now after checking out her debut, Chivalry Has Died, I’m more than convinced she’s the one. FARCHILD (or Jane C.) is the personification of the do-it-yourself grassroots indie artist. She is the executive producer and the sound engineer. She wrote, produced, arranged, programmed, and engineered all of Chivalry Has Died. She plays guitar, keys, drums, bass, and electronics. She sings, raps, screams, and growls.
FARCHILD does it all.
Chivalry Has Died contains music written and created between 2006 and 2008 and represents the arrival of FARCHILD as the quintessential ass-kicking female out of Seattle with a story to tell and an attitude that chews up pop princesses and spits them out. Her lyrics are audacious and clever, providing a nice breather from the usual worthless pageantry. When someone can use words like “lascivious” without flinching or sounding glitzy, something special’s going on.
The musical tapestries of Chivalry Has Died are incredible. Songs emerge out of the fog and contain walls of sound and stunning pieces of melody. Tunes dip in and out as FARCHILD experiments with the disposition of her instruments, never scared of venturing outside the box and always adeptly toying with the elements. The album is bookended with a couple of instrumental tracks (“Quite a Bomb” and “Peter Piper”) which add a sense of obedient ambiance to the project.
With just eight tracks, Chivalry Has Died is unhappily a touch on the short side. Luckily it doesn’t lack any of the impact of a full album and FARCHILD manages to say in eight songs what many artists couldn’t say in twenty.
The striking and haunting composition “Red Moon” sets things in motion and FARCHILD’s dazzling vocals intone such poetry as “Now so potent, skulking stale scent nestled under my tongue” with philosophical openness.
Other songs are a bit more mischievous, like the standout “Ey, Papi.” The track takes aim at the club pick-up game, with FARCHILD steadily in control of the game and threatening to knock some poor sap’s tooth out if he doesn’t submit to her demands for respect and honesty. “I am anything but docile, so don’t bend me,” she says.
FARCHILD takes aim at consumerist culture and quick fixes on tracks like “Timmy’s a Rebel” and “Quo,” the latter of which describes people who go to great lengths to cheat Father Time but couldn’t care less about the state of the nation as it sinks beneath their feet.
FARCHILD means business and she demands your attention but won’t beg for it. A thrilling project with equal parts art and accessibility, Chivalry Has Died contains a literary compendium of lyrics and a vigorous dose of attitude wrapped up in vastly entrancing compositions. Jane C. is a remarkably gifted individual with a lot to say and an unbending attention to detail that allows her to turn out some of the most compelling music of the year thus far.
Chivalry Has Died is available for purchase through FARCHILD’s website and you can drop by her MySpace page for a glimpse into her mad, mad world. Watch out for her Converse, though. I hear she’s got a lethal fucking roundhouse.
8.5/10
The Accidental - There Were Wolves
The minimalist folk sounds of The Accidental have a very soothing quality and listening to There Were Wolves is a gently moving experience that deserves lots of repetition. Released in April of 2008, There Were Wolves is a gorgeous collection of soft songs that meld together with dreamy precision to create a record that conjures notions of Iron & Wine.
The Accidental, as the name might suggest, came together almost by accident. Starting with Stephen Cracknell (Memory Band) and Sam Genders (Tunng), the UK-based band came together as the result of an assortment of meanderings and chance encounters.
Genders and Cracknell first met at the Green Man festival and decided to mail each other CDs back and forth. Another member, Hannah Caughlin (The Bicycle Thieves), stumbled into the eventual quartet through the happy providence of being introduced to Cracknell as a potential housemate. The fourth member, Liam Bailey joined after turning up at a Memory Band gig.
The result of such advantageous occurrences is a band whose sound feels as natural and unintentional as the way the group came together. With a firm belief in the freedom of the music, The Accidental set upon making There Were Wolves via a PC with the help of the members’ friends and a solid musical sense as the map to buried musical treasure.
There Were Wolves matches the feel of the creation, unfolding merrily as though a group of friends is sitting around strumming and piecing together songs in your basement. Despite fitting firmly in the folk genre, The Accidental is undaunted by carrying out musical tests and mischievously experiments with broad textures, strings, and sound effects all through the course of the record.
Each member of the band sings parts on There Were Wolves, adding to the freer feel of the album and creating a luxuriant, broad sound. With an immensely creative introduction in “Knock, Knock,” which was remixed by Hot Chip’s Joe Goddard and given a shadowy electronic music character, the album takes off with a vibe that MOJO calls “folktronica.”
The Accidental keeps things pretty basic despite the genre-splicing adventurism, allowing things to flow through the basic folk paces on tracks like the sound-effect-laden “Jaw of a Whale” and the sway of “Illuminated Red.”
There are two instrumentals (“Slice Open the Day” and “The Killing Floor”). Both tracks unfold beautifully like sun poking through a window’s gossamer curtains. The quality of the quartet’s exquisite compositions is evident on these tracks, with swirling instruments and strings delivering nothing sort of pure atmospheric heaven.
The Accidental’s There Were Wolves is a stunning and lush recording punctuated by pleasant compositions, delicate melodies, and the gorgeous work of all four vocalists. It is an incredible folk record and contains some of the best music I’ve heard all year.
8/10









